May 2022 Newsdumpster

MAY 2022 

"Testing, One, Two."

"Rebecca, You're Sound Checking Your Coffee." 

Give us a break--we haven't done this in a while. When the Newsdumpster last left off in early 2020, the year was still full of promise and baby giraffes…

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January 2020 Newsdumpster

          JANUARY 2020      

Ken Put His Socks Into the Laundry Bag. Can. You. Believe. It?

2020 ushers in the second of our three-month Further West Tour as well as a new year for everyone else. After wintering in…

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December 2019 Newsdumpster

              DECEMBER 2019        

The First Time They Told Us About Manatees, We Thought We Had to Be There by 2:00 PM.

It seems like pratically every Newsdumpster is about starting a new tour, finishing an old tour or something…

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October 2019 Newsdumpster

            OCTOBER 2019      

Our Guest Writer is So Great, We're Thinking About Replacing Ourselves With Her.

After nearly 250 years of publication, the Newsdumpster is pleased to present its first guest columnist in the person of Jeni Hankins. Jeni has been…

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September 2019 Newsdumpster

            SEPTEMBER 2019      

We Didn't Want You to Think It's Only the Scottish Islands That Matter; Regular Scotland is Just as Good.

We are now two months into our four-month 2019 Lost In the Roundabout Tour of Great Britain. Although we…

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August 2019 Newsdumpster

              AUGUST 2019        

We're Guessing that Caledonia Changed its Name to Avoid Confusion with the Louis Jordan Song "Caldonia."

Month two of our four-month Lost In the Roundabout tour of Great Britain is nearly underway. July was…

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July 2019 Newsdumpster

              JULY 2019        

And Just as You’re Adjusted to the New Time Zone, It’s Time to Come Home. Just Kidding.

Since returning home from our miniaturized 2019 Into the Cornfield Tour of the Midwest and environs a couple of weeks ago…

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June 2019 Newsdumpster

      JUNE 2019                

Our Man-Bull Beast Goes to the Midwest--Be Careful! Oh Wait, I Meant Mini-Tour, Not Minotaur. Sorry.

We tour America's heartland, a.k.a. the Midwest, every year. Next week we begin an abbreviated version of our annual Into the Cornfield

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Late April-May 2019 Newsdumpster

      LATE APRIL-MAY 2019                         That's, Like, 180 Dog Years.

On April 23rd, 1994, after nearly one year of courtship, Rebecca and I put it in writing at the Chapel of Riverside Church in New York, followed by a spectacular honeymoon in…

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